Quote du jour: Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Anais Nin
Site du jour: In honor of V-day, I thought I'd throw out this site, where the romance publisher Harlequin describes why they decided to patent the kiss.
This invention, The Essential Romantic Kiss ("The Kiss"), involves a method by which two people can reciprocate their romantic feelings towards one another in a manner that deepens attachment, provides pleasure and promotes physical and emotional well‐being. Further, this method improves with repetition, can be performed at virtually any time and, if registered by the US Patent Office, will be freely available to all persons everywhere in the interests of enhancing romantic love and generally making the world a better place.In case you think I'm kidding, here's the seven page kiss patent.
And, in other news, there's an anti-Valentine's day movement in Malaysia. "Deputy Prime Minister Muhyiddin Yassin said Monday's celebration of romantic love was "not suitable" for Muslims." The idea is that Valentine's day encourages vice. I don't get that. Commercializing romance is crass, maybe, but I have trouble associating heart-shaped chocolates with vice.
Hmmmn... well, okay, I guess I could think up a few associations...
Shout out du jour: Have to say, I love Xenia's Valentine's Day card. I am envious.
Exercise du jour: Really, considering the day, I should be indulging in some patented kind of vice-encouraging exercise. But I refuse to post that as a goal here. It's not That Kind of Blog. Instead, I'll settle for posting the goal of bicycling. Is there such a thing as bicycle vice? Hmmmn.... maybe I'd rather not know. Forget I asked that question. Nevermind. I really don't want to know.
FAIL. I am a failure. Or at least I feel like one. It was a dark and stormy day, with lots of rain falling vertically and wind blowing horizontally, so I guess I can give myself a pass on the bike ride. But in the evening -- of course! -- another computer crisis from a long-distance relative. Moral: exercise first thing on the elliptical. Evenings are not safe. [In this case, literally. Another cyclist was killed riding in that storm, even though he was wearing lights and was off to the side. A car, driven too fast for the conditions, "didn't see him" in an intersection.]
Rodin's unpatented version of The Kiss courtesy of Ulleskelf.
Thanks for the shout out!
I'm amused by the contrast of anti and pro Valentine's sentiments on FB today. Apparently my group of friends is equally split between single and coupled. Who knew.
Happy day to you!
How about a Vice-icle ride?
Tonight, Hubby and I are taking the kids to Payless to buy them new shoes during the BoGo sale. Yeah, we are QUITE the romantics!
Personally, I think we should switch the Valentine's Day focus from romantic love (and pressuring guys to come up with reservations at expensive restaurants followed by gifts of expensive jewelry) to just simply love. It would be the perfect time to promote adopting a pet at the shelter, for example! Or spending more time with your family and/or friends.
Or just staring at pictures of Hugh Jackman and Richard Armitage.
Patenting the kiss - now i've heard everything.
Go bicycle and enjoy it.
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