Monday, December 07, 2009

He's no Hugh Jackman, but even so...

It's not something I ever thought I'd say, but I feel the need for a martini...


Exercise du jour: Two hours walking, one hour yoga. I know, it's not as exciting as racing George to the bar, but it's still exercise.

Update du 9:23 pm: oh, this is looking like a FAIL. It was too damn cold to walk anywhere, and I haven't even done any yoga.

And I don't have a good excuse.

Okay, cramps, cold, oversleeping and overworking, but none of those qualify as good excuses. I'd love to make up something dramatic, but I don't think anyone's going to go for Abducted by Aliens, or Got Hit on the Head, Got Amnesia, and Forgot to Exercise. And I can't think of any better excuses. It's time for some Rationalizations: I've been damn good about exercising. Today just wasn't a good day. Movin' on.

4 comments:

Xenia said...

Another of his Martini commercials has the line 'No Martini, no party.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhyst6Kq4U

A variation of this was a standard joke on my dig this summer. No floor, no lunch.

The Merry said...

Ack! I thought "bellisimio" meant beautiful, but according to the Urban Dictionary, it means an overweight female.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bellisimo

Debra said...

Lord I wish I could arch an eyebrow like that.

Lu said...

This was great! It made me happy. And now I need a martini.